Archive for the ‘Christmas’ Category

Elf yourself

November 15, 2009

Last Crimbo you couldn’t go an hour without seeing the lo-fi elf’s of Elf Yourself fame dancing on someone’s computer screen. Well now the Elf’s have taken to the streets and flash mobbed NY. Elf yourself Live is coming to a city near you.

I’m dreaming of a Great White Christmas

December 17, 2008

 

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SCIENTISTS are to test whether sharks enjoy listening to Christmas pop songs, it was revealed yesterday.

They will also find out whether the fish prefer Slade’s Merry Christmas Everyone to Cliff Richard’s Mistletoe and Wine.

More on this story here.

Must be a quiet news day.

Lost and found

December 15, 2008

oliver jefferies

 ‘Lost and Found’, is  a short film based on the short story of the same name by the wonderfully talented illustrator Oliver Jeffers. Oliver is an incredibly gifted artist and storyteller, who makes children’s books that have real wit and charm, and none of this has been lost in the 3d animated route. Which can only mean hats off to studio aka. And what’s more the great  thing is we all get a chance to watch it on Channel 4 on Christmas Eve and boxing day.

So make some mulled wine, light a fire and sit down in front of ‘Lost and Found’ and have your heart well and truly warmed.

www.studioaka.co.uk

Burnt toast

November 23, 2008

toast

I love toast, but I’m not sure why I’d want to use one as a bandage. I suppose if you burn yourself while making toast and need a bandage you could giggle at the irony. The sales pitch “Toast is much more than just a side order. Put one of these Toast Bandages on any minor wound to experience for yourself the incredible healing power of toast” Eh? If you’re still interested. Buy them here.

Modern family planning

November 16, 2008

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HOW TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN will teach every new parent everything they need to know about messing up their kids.

Within the 191 pages, (YES 191) you’ll learn how to shatter self-esteem, buy your child’s love, and teach your child how to be a bad friend. Here are just a few Chapters

Don’t Cut Your Child Any Slack, Imagination is an Unaffordable Luxury, Your Needs Come First, Your Child’s Cues and Needs: Ignore Them,fr Push Them Now, Before It’s Too Late.

Buy it here.

Fish flops

November 13, 2008

fish flops

The christmas gifts ideas keep on coming. Something for the stinky one in your life and more here.

Gimme 5, up high, down low, too slow

November 13, 2008

hi 5

I see your Hi-5 ipod application and raise you Hi-5 gloves. Come on all you winter Hi fivers glove up. Check them out here.

…I’m still practicing

November 7, 2008

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Incredibly this is a real book available from Amazon. Some how I find the previous title even more compelling. I’ve always had problems with locked doors.

Starve vader

November 7, 2008

Darth vader

Everybody needs to start the day with a good breakfast even the dark side. So if you want the force to be with you, oder the Darth Vader toaster from here.

Still wearing the same pants as last week?

November 5, 2008

pants

Tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Now you don’t have to,  thanks to the Men’s Underwear Repair Kit!

This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape.

More amazing gifts here.