Burglary is a pain in the arse


Now apparently this muppet was trying to break out of the East London Museum (not one of the famous ones), scared by the alarm that he triggered. The bumbling fool slipped from the tree he was climbing and got impaled on the fence below. The screams of the man echoed around the museum until he was heard by a man driving by who called the police. 

The police rushed to the scene and eventually had to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so they can remove him. Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, (sounds like a normal night in prison i’d say). Luckily for us, some sicko took pics for us all to see. Check them out here.

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